Kozmo Jones, Angelina and the Plane<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\nby Craig Perler<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
Sit back and relax, ignore rings from the phone,
and read of one tale of the great Kozmo Jones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh, and before going on, we all should concur
that Kozmo\u2019s a dog; it explains the gold fur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kozmo was monstrous – rather huge in size.
He had a huge jaw, huge paws and huge eyes.
And though he spent much time lounging in sleep,
there was nothing Kozmo loved to do more than to eat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Also, like most dogs, Kozmo\u2019d bark, slobber and bite,
yet there was more to this dog than what\u2019s seen at first site.
When left all alone while at home, Mr. Jones
did more than just sleep and eat doggy bones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
After Mommy and Daddy would leave for the day,
Kozmo invented and tinkered away.
Donning glasses he hid within his great mane,
Kozmo, this day, continued his project: a plane.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With sidekick Angelina, his partner in crime,
(a brilliant inventor, though a bit out of her mind),
the two goldens together nudged open the door,
and escaped from the house down to the deck\u2019s first floor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Out in the yard, by the house\u2019s great tree,
nestled between some rocks and shrubbery,
hidden under a huge mound of dirt
(and underwear Kozmo chewed on while he worked),
there lay the famed plane which, previously stated,
was this day\u2019s invention that they had created.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Removing the plane from where it was hidden,
one could see its red paint; this thing begged to be ridden!
How exciting, my friends, that you join us this day!
The plane looks quite ready to fly up and away!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The plane now uncovered, under Kozmo\u2019s direction,
the two dogs attached to the plane a contraption
that consisted of a series of ropes, pulleys and levers –
whatever they’re doing was no small endeavor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ahh! Now I see, the dogs aimed to improve
their chances of takeoff by trying to move
the plane to the top of the house – on the roof –
where they’d start the ignition, on count of 1, 2, 3, Woof!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a great cloud of smoke, filled with sputtering sounds,
the dogs jumped in the plane and sat themselves down.
Kozmo checked the controls and Angelina prepared
to pounce on a bushy, grey, squirrel..?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kozmo cried out as Angelina jumped off,
(that squirrel looked tasty – she’s a dog, so don’t scoff),
but it was too late, and Kozmo began
to get very nervous; this was not the plan.
Yet it was too late, and the plane started to fly!
And for a minute there, nothing at all seemed awry.
Unfortunately, without Angelina\u2019s weight,
the plane wasn\u2019t flying with its proper gait.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not a second later, the plane flipped around,
and began to descend rather fast to the ground!
The squirrel looked up, and Angelina did too:
the falling red plane was now quite the view.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And with a Roar! and a Bang! heard from miles away,
the plane crashed to the ground, to both dogs\u2019 dismay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Angelina, in shock, ran to Kozmo\u2019s aid.
If Kozmo was hurt, he would soon now be saved.
Digging away at wood splinters and beams,
Angelina (and the squirrel), saw Kozmo\u2019s gold gleam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Finally reaching him, however, they were very confused.
Kozmo neither was hurt, nor was he bruised.
He was sitting and smiling and wagging his tail –
his giant, wide, grin magnificent in scale.
Kozmo had actually enjoyed the fall –
the crash, and the bang, the boom and all.
It didn\u2019t matter to him, as his plane had flew!
(Even if for only a second or two.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mr. Kozmo Jones had become the first dog to fly.
And after cleaning the mess, he and Angelina said \u2018bye\u2019
to the squirrel, who was now one of their very good friends,
and who\u2019d join them in their next adventure.
The end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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\u00a0I’ve been holding onto this since 2006: a children’s poem about two of my now-gone dogs, Kozmo Jones and Angel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n